I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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