he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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