And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
