She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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