Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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