The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My ass is underappreciated
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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