yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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