just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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