Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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