i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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