Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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