We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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