3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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