I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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