I cockslap morals
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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