So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
