I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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