Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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