white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Sorry my hands just texted you
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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