somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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