it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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