he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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