she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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