Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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