i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think my vagina is haunted
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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