so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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