you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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