that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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