why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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