I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
