just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Found your dick twin last night
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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