well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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