Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Randomize
