I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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