I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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