great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
