Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we're making bets on your personal life
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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