I got chris browned last night
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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