from now on my penis is your penis
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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