So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he wants to bone in the snuggie
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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