Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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