drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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