I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
please come you make the beer taste better
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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