Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Pappa wants mamma naked
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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