I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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