Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish you could order shots online.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
being pregnant is like rehab
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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