He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just high enough for therapy.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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