whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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