Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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