Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
try to milk me bitch
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