we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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