I want to stick my p in your. b.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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