I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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