your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
as a side note pls kill me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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