Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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